Karma

I would say, it's saying something along the lines of :
Male: Hey man, guard me while I smell her hair!
Guard : Got it, Sir
Male : I like the way uhhhh your hair uhhh smells uhhh it smells nice and all
Female : wait what, oh thanks, but don't you think you're a little close?
Guard : Uhhh Boss, we got an omniblob coming!
Male : Eh don't worry, it's probably just a bunch of uplvls you can take them!